Right now, theatre people are living in a weird void, as live performance is something we can’t experience. We’ve not only lost the performer/audience connection, we’ve lost walking into a theatre lobby, flipping through the pages of the program before the house lights go down, and experiencing butterflies as the…


I truly cannot wrap my head around this casting choice.

Who thinks, “Yes. The Grinch. An iconic Christmas character with a distinct personality and hatred of the Yuletide season” and then casts Mr. Schuester from Glee? Anyways, here are literally fifty other actors who are better fits for this part.

  1. Billy Porter
  2. Patrick Page (who originated the role, and is…

37. Henry VIII

All I care about is Anne Boylen, the one of the baddest bitches to wander Hampton Court.

36. Troilus and Cressida

It should be renamed Achilles and Patroclus because that is the only love story that matters.

35. Timon of Athens

An ill-fated story that makes me…


The criticism world is on fire.

Critics are being fired left and right, the public feels distrust towards “intellectuals” who shit on popular films, and the criticism world is disproportionately made up of old, white men clinging to the same five films I had to watch in my screenwriting 101…


It is a truth universally acknowledged that chain restaurants exist as the heart and soul of these United States Of America.

Every child has fond, nostalgic memories of driving through McDonald’s, going to Taco Bell, or indulging in some fine fare at the higher establishments (Red Lobster, Outback Steakhouse, Applebee’s)…

Madeleine Mason

actually three children in a trenchcoat

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